she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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