Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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