And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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