Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
These tits shall not be calmed
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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