OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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