Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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