ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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