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I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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