Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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