why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Randomize
