Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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