I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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