U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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