I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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