She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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