forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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