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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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