I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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