Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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