You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I love you. Go after that dick
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
