bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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