I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Welp...herpes.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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