Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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