trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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