i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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