I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
