I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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