Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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