its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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