I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Princesses don't give blow jobs
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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