my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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