I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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