like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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