good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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