I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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