do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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