I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Damn victory sex feels great
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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