If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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