I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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