I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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