just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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