morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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