You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
They took my balls.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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