when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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