im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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