I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
