We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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