we have officially lost it.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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