I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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