OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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