Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
