at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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