Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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