My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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