Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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