this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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