remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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